It took Bryan Mbeumo less than a single half to demonstrate exactly why Manchester United fans had reason to be excited—at least in this imagined scenario.
In what was framed as his debut appearance following a sensational move from Brentford, the Cameroonian attacker wasted no time showcasing the traits that have made him such a dynamic force in the Premier League: smart movement, slick passing, and an eye for unlocking tight defenses.
On the pitch, he did what many would expect—injecting energy and creativity into United’s front line.
But surprisingly, his footballing ability wasn’t the main topic of conversation once the match ended. Instead, fans across social media were fixated on something far less tactical — his waistline.
Yes, seriously.
Instead of trending for a silky through ball or a clever assist, Mbeumo’s debut sparked an unexpected wave of jokes and memes, with fans pointing out what they claimed was a noticeably bulky midsection.
One viral comment compared him to a player who just “came straight from a barbecue,” while another likened his silhouette to someone wearing body armor beneath the kit. Side-by-side photo edits and playful banter quickly flooded Twitter and Instagram.
The online crowd, known for turning even the smallest visual detail into meme gold, had found its latest subject.
While many supporters laughed it off as harmless preseason banter, some took a more serious tone.
Concerns were raised about Mbeumo’s fitness and whether his physical shape could pose problems once the competitive season begins.
In an era where elite conditioning is considered essential especially at a club with the intensity and scrutiny of Manchester United his appearance drew criticism from those questioning whether he was match-ready.
Despite the online chatter, the (fictional) Manchester United manager, Ruben Amorim, appeared calm.
“He brings the type of vision and intelligence we’ve been lacking in the final third,” he reportedly said after the match. “His fitness will be managed just like every other player.”
This fictional post concludes with a question familiar to many Manchester United followers: is this the beginning of a breakout era for Mbeumo at Old Trafford—or an early sign of another signing that fails to live up to expectations?
Reality Check:
Let’s be clear — none of this actually happened. Bryan Mbeumo remains a Brentford player.
There’s been no official confirmation, match footage, or credible report suggesting he has signed for Manchester United or played a pre-season match in their colors.
Erik ten Hag is still the current United manager, not Ruben Amorim, and no such remarks have been made.
